The Life of a Wondergeek Website
Step 1: Become a Wondergeek.
Step 2: Submit to group pressure to create your own Web site.
Step 3: Beg Gareth for server space or buy your own.
Step 4: Have someone install Greymatter for you.
Step 5: Play with GM until you decide that you can’t make the design.
Step 6: Have someone make the design.
Step 7: Post a few times.
Step 8: Decide that, dammit, you can make your own design.
Step 9: Coerce a Wondergeek to show you how GM Really Works™.
Step 10: Make your own site.
Step 11: Play with site more now that it’s yours.
Step 12: Dare to enable comments.
Step 13: Revel in the fact that People Actually Read My Site™.
Step 14: Post more often.
Step 15: Curse Geof and Heather for posting so damn often. You like being on top of the queue at WG every once in a while.
Step 16: Overcome the urge and let your site drift to a semi-regular posting scheme.
What have I missed? 
ooh! ooh! Don’t forget about getting your comments syndicated on wg.net as well as your site.
August 5th, 2002 at 11:57 amOh yeah … oops.
It’s just fun to watch other sites come online with all of this.
August 5th, 2002 at 11:58 amStep 17: Register wondergeeks as a parent on blogtree.com.
August 5th, 2002 at 12:01 pmDrink heavily? Do shooters of ether?
August 5th, 2002 at 1:26 pmAttend a "Family Values" rally?
Lay into some genuine newfie ’screech’ and play at chinese fire-drills all night?
Translate the entire web site into serbian?
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July 30th, 2004 at 12:34 pm